laynie
04 March 2009 @ 07:15 pm
And they are fucking creepy! Even the comb is fucking creepy. My mother took a big chunk of it to school to show her students, because 9th graders get off on fucking creepy. Weirdos.

Also, they're, like, endangered bees, or something, so you can't just kill them. My dad had to get a beekeeper to come out and relocate the GIANT BEE HIVE INSIDE OUR HOUSE. Behind the cut are a couple pictures the beekeeper took before he performed this relocation. (He thanked us for "allowing [him] to save the bees". Uh-huh. You're welcome, bee guy. Now go away, and take your precious endangered bees with you.)

I like my coffee like I like my women...er...covered in BEES! )
 
 
location: home
mood: uncomfortable
 
 
laynie
20 August 2008 @ 07:48 am
Ahem. Britain breaks century-old gold medal haul
Next Olympics hosts Britain reached their highest gold medal tally in a century on Tuesday with four victories including one from a once-banned runner.

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Other wins in cycling and sailing cemented Britain's third place in China, with 16 golds the best since 1908 and the perfect way to fire up enthusiasm at home for the 2012 Games.
Aaaand, roll tape:
But in Britain we don't win many gold medals at the Olympics. Because we've chosen not to! It's a political statement! Because we hate our national anthem. Because it's "God Save the Queen", you see. "God Save the Queen". Now, the queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside and people with guns in front of that. That's one saved fucking queen, I'll tell ya!

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It's "God attack the Queen", that's what it should be. "God attack the queen, send big dogs after her, that bite her bum. Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off...."
 
 
mood: amused